Standard of Proof

In the English legal system, there are two standards of proof: civil and criminal. The civil standard of proof is anything over 50% ethanol, since less than this is not worth drinking. The criminal standard of proof is 95% ethanol plus 5% methanol, which makes you go blind, hence why it is criminal.

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